feckin' drink

I'm having a think about my drinking.

I don't drink every day - maybe once a week, I just drink too much, perhaps that should be tooooo much, then generally live to regret it. I get greedy and the more I drink the more I need. I suppose that defines me as an alcoholic. My liver stings the day after (for years I never drank enough fluids and was probably always dehydrated) and my sharp wit and sarcasm turn lazily to borderline offensiveness. Or not.

Some thought required. Maybe just one more then.