technology hates me !!

i'm getting a bit paranoid .

in the last few weeks i've had problem after problem with nearly ever piece of technological apparatus i touch . such as .....

my handsfree car kit stopped working

my computer started freezing and had to be shut down

my firewall gave me false e-bay password sending alerts

my new work laptop can't connect except through a lan cable

my new car had it's car phone kit installed and it doesn't work

my new broadband business line won't work

my laptop can't open word documents

my pen drive caused my computer to reboot

this doesn't happen to everybody , or does it ?