last day in the job

well , still not buying smokes ( sounds like i copped out , doesn't it ) , or smoking . let's see if i can make this stick this time - if i needed a transplant i'd probably end up getting alex higgins's lungs or something anyway . doctor- you been bad before ?.... yep . you ever taken drugs ?..... , yep . you ever regularly drank til you couldn't talk ?.... that's me - have i passed ?

not clever i know , but we gotta try these things . anyway , relatively sensible these days , keep my vices limited to no more than the number of fingers on 1 hand , excluding the thumb . allright then - 4 or less , actually an absolute maximum of 4 . now before you all write nasty comments , how many vices do you have ? there ya go then . no , sensible that's me from now on - all that partying makes you age too quickly anyway , i should be due some bonus money soon which i've no problem spending on a chemical peel . and a new leg . if it's not too late already ...

i've been asked where my profile is - it's simple really - i've no scanner and every digital photo i've got has me behind the camera - i am a bit camera shy anyway so the ones in the album are friends ( or strangers ! whose pics i've stolen ) . but will sort it out soon , post chemical peel and stump scar tissue recovery . as you can see in the pic i'm also developing quite a fetching hump . that reminds me of a joke ... quasimodo goes to the doctor for the first time in years , never had his hump checked out before and his brother joemodo talks him into it . so at the doctor's he's takin' off layer after layer ( he hasn't changed his clothes in years ) . eventually he finishes undressing and calls the doctor behind the screen - the doctor asks "quasi , do you remember ever losing a schoolbag ? "

wish me well for my last day , the sniff ,sniff , emotional clear out of the office desk , throw out all the things i'd stashed away as i wasn't supposed to have them ( especially the things i said were stolen at the time of the break-in - but that was a genuine mistake ) .

fill ya in later .