all women are b..... ( part 1 )

so , where do we begin in the counter argument for all men are b..... ? we all know that men and women think differently - ok , but here's the rub , men know that women are completely different and can't be changed and learn to deal with it whereas women think men aren't that different to them and possibly can be changed / trained . to start off with and just to get everyone onboard with this concept let's look at a few examples of things you'd never hear your girlfriend say .

1. drive faster

2. you know , i don't think you've had enough to drink tonight

3. i apologize unreservedly, you are always right about these sort of things

4. you can get a better look at her cleavage from where i'm standing ( and not in a sarcastic way )

5. one of my mates fancies you and would like to have some no-strings sex

6. no , i think it's a good idea to go out with your friends 2 nights in a row , you deserve it

7. it is much too early for me to consider moving into your place , what was i thinking ?

8. i don't trust you as much as i should

9. i like all of your friends and think they set a good example for you

10. i realise this started off as convenient fun and i'd like very much to keep it that way

now girls , how many of those 10 can you honestly own up to saying ?

and guys , how many of those 10 have been said to you ?

answer in the comments section please .

p.s. and of course not forgetting -

11. i fully understand your fascination with my sister and have absolutely no problem with you flirting with her

12. i like the way you store and organize things - your "system" really makes sense