Jo, park your not short horse and replace sarcasm for literal. Breathe and relax.
I liked you better when you drank, even though it was Chardonnay. If you must drink it search out a bottle of 2000 La Crema from California. Think vanilla and cream. Mmmmm. Treat yourself.
(as a side note, my uncle has had a CRAZY ass stalker for close to 10 years now. He's moved to Florida, gotten a restraining order, she's been arrested, and keeps finding him and his new number every time he moves. We're starting to think of her as part of the family after all this time...)
I hate to burst the proverbial bubble, but women are all the same. Personally, I've been stalking Bob Geldof, Colin Farrell and Jenkins the Janitor for years. No one's noticed yet, alas, but I've got some great pointers now.
I've decided, rather anally, to bring over all my posts from my first blog, started in Dec. 2004. Through my archives below you therefore get the pleasure of seeing me painfully learn the nuances of blog and www, evolving before your very eyes. I'm groaning as I read.....it's like watching a car crash.
For anything prior to the move to Blogger in April 2006 there won't be any comments on posts, links may not work or references to where else on the blog you might find something will clearly be a load of cac.
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Jo, park your not short horse and replace sarcasm for literal. Breathe and relax.
I liked you better when you drank, even though it was Chardonnay.
If you must drink it search out a bottle of 2000 La Crema from California. Think vanilla and cream.
Mmmmm. Treat yourself.
Judging by looks alone, she should consider herself lucky he had any kind of stand with her.
Pffft. Who needs more proof? I've got boobs!
(as a side note, my uncle has had a CRAZY ass stalker for close to 10 years now. He's moved to Florida, gotten a restraining order, she's been arrested, and keeps finding him and his new number every time he moves. We're starting to think of her as part of the family after all this time...)
I wonder if she is single now? Maybe you can dig up her phone number for me when she finishes her little vacation?
Jock, I'm sure she reversed on to him when he was drunk.
Quindigo, what's with all the moves? Harder to hit a moving target? I can't fucking keep up.
Loach, I passed her your address. You'll see her sooner than you think.
I hate to burst the proverbial bubble, but women are all the same. Personally, I've been stalking Bob Geldof, Colin Farrell and Jenkins the Janitor for years. No one's noticed yet, alas, but I've got some great pointers now.
Expect to see me on the news any say now! Ciao!
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