you are now entering the dead zone

this time of year's a bit strange , isn't it . celebrated xmas , done the family thing and the gorging and drunkeness , kissed relations ( no tongues ! ) .

so now we're trying to make plans for new year ( which always seems an anti climax to me ) .

this year i'm undecided ( again ) . do i go into the city - pay double taxi fare , go into a massively overcrowded bar after queueing for ages to be not served drink at anything like the pace i want to drink it at , fight for my return taxi later , which will be 1 hour late . or do i invite a crowd round to the house who will leave at dawn after sticking all my best cds together with some obscure made up cocktail , and spend the next 2 days putting the house back together . or then again , should i just seek the solace of a beautiful funny girl , cook and drink wine , get properly chilled and play beat the clock .

not easy .

p.s. beautiful funny women can apply for this position . please fill in the application form below giving reasons why you feel you are suitable .

p.p.s alternative suggestions for new year's eve plans are also welcome