"Celebrities" you'd like to push in front of a bus
Celebrity. What a misused term that is these days. Through reality shows and fly on the wall documentaries we've been bombarded through lazy programming with faces new and not so new, almost all of dubious talent. Most of the others prostitute themselves "for their fans", complete attention whores or speak/act in a way that suggests they think a different set of rules apply to them.
Everyone can be a celebrity if they can get their mug on t.v.. And the more they're on the bigger the celebrity they've become.... or so they'd like us to believe.
It's time to fight back. Time to nudge the so-called celebs in front of the bus. Here's my list of some who should meet their maker post haste.
- Paris smug Hilton
- Britney smug and extremely stupid Spears
- Tom did I tell you I'm in love Cruise
- Snoop unreformed gangsta Dogg
- Mariah royal diva Carey
- Elton ugly diva John
- Whitney powder my nose Houston
- Joan original chin now just above belly button Collins
- Victoria pouting cheap porn boob job Beckham
7 comments:
David "the ugliest,most arrogant,littlest dick,fucktard movie star in whoreywood" Caruso
I would add to this list but then the black helicopters would be hovering over my flat.
David Hasselhoff.
I gagged a bit just typing his name. I don't even know if it's spelled correctly. No matter. He doesn't deserve to be googled before I push him.
I nominate Cecilia Ahern, Oirish chick-lit "author". But only if you cover her with papercuts and douse her in vinegar first. She's more annoying than the shite left on your arse after you use every page of PS: I Love You trying to clean yourself.
Bren, nothing worse than a big ego in a short ugly man. Recipe for disaster. Consider him shoved.
Loach, they are already.
Sarah, oh! How did I miss him. I forgot him Knightrider saying communism fell due to him. Nudged.
Swearing lady, I've missed all that Ahern daughter thing, never watch RTE you see....or buy papers. She does (they do) seem to get up everybody's nose though. I'll push her and her da.
That is an initiative I'll support. Bertie deserves a double decker on his face.
Also, could you distract the lovely Monica for a bit so I can run off with her hubbie, the lovely Vincent?
If you see Paris Hilton, feel free to push her twice. I wont mind...
/Hart
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