a big thank-you .

thanks for all the " useful " suggestions .

i have decided to take responsibility for the problem myself . what was i thinking delegating the decision to a load of nerdy old hags like you lot .

junq suggests " pink porn " ( more lips than hips ! )

lisa suggests a coffee in edinburgh ( i know what " coffee " means in womanspeak ! )

cheezmo suggests nothing ( we're all in the same boat apparently ! )

mizzvee suggests buying porn but with my other hand then later picking up a loose crab invested tramp

deadites suggests i do a spot of solar system feng shui or check my point on the cycle

it's nice to know that when you're really " in need " your blog friends come to your aid .

i'm stropping off for a man-huff now !!

choose the one on the right !